Often amusing, occasionally worrisome, tidbits about particular breeds.įor some of these cats, the ever-present threat of spontaneous explosions isn’t their only (or even their worst) drawback. The best ways to keep your cat in tip-top condition.Ī few varieties are actually quite helpful around the house. What physical issues (besides exploding) should you worry about? Positive attributes, from the gift of prophecy to lawn-care skills.Ĭatering to your pet’s bizarre, even terrifying, needs. Places frequented by the various Exploding Kittens breeds. These cats aren’t exactly pet store staples. What color are they? How much do they weigh? Can they fly, swim, or travel in space?ĭoes your favorite cat suffer from a shy bladder, or lead a dangerous double life?ĭo they procreate in the usual way, or via seeds or asexual division? Or can they reproduce at all? We’re only a little bit sorry.įOR YOUR SAFETY AND CONVENIENCE, EACH CAT PROFILE OFFERS MUCH (BUT NOT ALL) OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION. Though the same cannot be said for its editor, whose left pinkie was preternaturally lopped off by a Sword Cat.

Remember, no Exploding Kittens were harmed in the making of this book. Why does the Rainbow-Ralphing Cat vomit rainbows? How does one grow a Cattermelon? And is it safe to keep a Catnado in a trailer park? (No, it isn’t.) Learn all this and more. On the following pages we introduce you to forty of the most well-known Exploding Kitten varieties. Which is why we have painstakingly prepared, for the first time ever, this essential field guide to better inform enthusiastic but unsuspecting potential owners about each breed’s fortes and foibles. And, of course, some of them explode.Ĭlearly, we are not dealing with typical cats here. Unlike conventional felines, which confine their activities to eating, sleeping, and disgorging the occasional hairball, Exploding Kittens can (among a great many other things) fly, swim, predict the future, wield weapons like swords, and pilot armored vehicles. But, recently, the general public has become fascinated with these captivating creatures, many of which possess the powers to defy the laws of biology, physics, and even common sense.

It wasn’t so long ago that the only people interested in Exploding Kittens were cat breeders and ordinance experts.

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